What movies have not aged well?

Octopussy

-J W Pepper

You Only Live Twice

Honestly! Do you people actually watch all that nonsense produced by the nitwit network television stations or do they just claim you do?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”She is very sexyful!”

-All the bad guys are black.

Why cant school buses ditch kids who are late to the bus at the school? Like on the way home, if a kid is late when all the others arrived to the bus on time, why cant they leave the late kid behind since its not fair to the on time kids to wait?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why would my nipples hurt when I touch them?

-”Ah so!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Is Obito Uchiha redeemable?

Moonraker

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Live and Let Die

What is the meaning of xx in texting?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What factors may contribute to intelligent individuals identifying as Republican rather than Democrat in the United States today?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

A View to a Kill

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why do people turn a blind eye to bad behaviour if someone is very good looking? Whereas if someone is ugly, they get harshly judged for everything?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Dr No

From Russia With Love

As a woman, what would be you response to a male friend’s offer of a full body massage?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What is the most craziest dream you ever had?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Diamonds Are Forever

Does the U.S military really prosecute military staff for cheating on their spouse, or do they close one eye if the cheating does not involve other military personnel since adultery is fairly common? Adultery is illegal in U.S military

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why do some people admire Latin American cultures but not want to be from or live in those countries?

Goldfinger

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why does an older married man turn bisexual?